Joke of the month

A couple of Collingwood supporters are at the train station asking random commuters for money to buy beer when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other Collingwood Supporter whips out his cell phone and calls 000. He yells to the operator: “I think my friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard. The Collingwood supporter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

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